the best, tho

the best, tho

Leslie: Shauna Malwae-Tweep thinks you’re cute.Ben: What?Leslie: That’s why I took you to Mick Jagger’s abandoned gas station, because she thinks you’re cute, and I was afraid you were going to make out and have babies, and I had no right to do that to you or your future children.  And it wasn’t until just now that I realized… that the romantic part of our relationship is over.  So, I’m sorry, and, uh… why don’t you tell Shauna to make herself decent, and I’ll apologize to her as well.Ben:  Oh, well… Shauna’s not here.  …Oh.Leslie: See what I did?Ben:  I do.Leslie:  I’m very sneaky.

Leslie: Shauna Malwae-Tweep thinks you’re cute.
Ben: What?
Leslie: That’s why I took you to Mick Jagger’s abandoned gas station, because she thinks you’re cute, and I was afraid you were going to make out and have babies, and I had no right to do that to you or your future children. And it wasn’t until just now that I realized… that the romantic part of our relationship is over. So, I’m sorry, and, uh… why don’t you tell Shauna to make herself decent, and I’ll apologize to her as well.
Ben: Oh, well… Shauna’s not here. …Oh.
Leslie: See what I did?
Ben: I do.
Leslie: I’m very sneaky.

thebookpenguin:

FAVOURITE ASOIAF CHARACTERS: Catelyn Stark

I want to weep, she thought. I want to be comforted. I’m so tired of being strong. I want to be foolish and frightened for once. Just for a small while, that’s all….a day…..an hour.

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#ian mckellen

“Nobody has ever looked to Hollywood for social advance. Hollywood is a dream factory. I love the way that conservatives think that Hollywood is a bed of radicalism - it couldn`t be more staid and old-ladyship if it tried.”

“Nobody has ever looked to Hollywood for social advance. Hollywood is a dream factory. I love the way that conservatives think that Hollywood is a bed of radicalism - it couldn`t be more staid and old-ladyship if it tried.”

trishna87:

ASoIaF - Winter Roses by *Nachan
Oh Lyanna. :( I wish we could have known you.

trishna87:

ASoIaF - Winter Roses by *Nachan

Oh Lyanna. :( I wish we could have known you.

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monkeyknifefight:

Kanye West - Jesus Walks

#let’s take a moment to see what a fucking gorgeous human being jenna ushkowitz is